Just like a real astrologer, ChatGPT... I mean Doctor Skamowski skillfully plays on the stereotypes of the signs, mixing positive information with a dash of neutral in just the right proportion (and, of course, giving a new random result every time).
Unfortunately, the new version of the GPT algorithm has stricter filters, including against generating nonsense. So Doctor Skamowski is definitely more objective in his articles and advice than the average scamologist.